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LYRICS
Ancient Greece Song By Mr. Nicky
To the tune of “All About That Bass” by Meghan Trainor
Backing tracks property of Karaoke Version/Tency Music.
Because I taught Alexander the Great, I’m the great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m the great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m the great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m so great (great, great, great, great, great)
If you’re a polytheist, you should be thanking Zeus
For all the Greek achievements that they’ve passed down to you
‘Cause you got Democracy from the folks in Athens &
Our alphabet is from the Phoenicians
Minoans and Mycenaeans
worked at their sailing trade
Around an acropolis they’d build a city-state
Wasn’t much farming soil, barely enough
On the peninsulas of Attica and Peloponnesus
So in Athens they’d given their citizens voting rights (rule by the people)
But in Sparta they were doing their duty and trained to fight (their duty, duty, for their oligarchy)
Though the Spartans had helots, they were jealous of Athens’ power (Athens’ jury and assembly)
With their allies they all fought the Peloponnesian War
It was a battle between city-states, city-states
A battle between two city-states, city-states
A battle that ends the Golden Age, Golden Age
A battle where Pericles was slain by a plague (ugh!)
Then Macedonians
Invaded from the north in a phalanx
Phillip II fought on horses’ backs
The Greeks got warnings from Demosthenes the Orator but Phillip’s cavalries won
His son Alexander spread Greek culture through his empire (mixing the traditions)
With a library in Alexandria on the Nile (they built a Pharos, it’s a giant lighthouse)
Hellenism spread eastward till he died in Babylon (His generals split his Empire)
He should have prayed to Athena inside of the Parthenon
It’s like a tragedy by Sophocles, Sophocles, Greek Drama
Or by Euripides, Euripides, Greek Drama
Or Aristophanes, Aristophanes, Greek Drama
It’s like a tragedy, tragedy
It’s like the Iliad and Odyssey, Odyssey by Homer
It’s like the Iliad and Odyssey, by Homer
It’s like the Iliad and Odyssey by Homer
It’s like the Iliad and Odyssey
That’s right I taught Alexander the Great, I’m the great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m the Great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m the Great Aristotle
Alexander the Great, I’m so great
I learned from philosophy from Socrates, Socrates, I’m Plato
I learned from philosophy from Socrates, Socrates, I’m Plato
I learned from philosophy from Socrates, Socrates, I’m Plato
Play-doh? hahaha
23 Comments
Evil white Europeans
The song that we sang at the end of my history assembly at 2nd grade….. help xD
Thats great. Greek here?✌️
I am Greek I am going to put you in gail ενταξη;
im Greek
listened to this in history in 6th grade, such great memories
GREEPY but cool
Macedonia is greek nice video
My teacher let’s my class listen to ur songs for different social studies lessons. Grade 6?????
Can you help me with a 7th grade project it’s about making a song about rome in this tune
LISTEN TO THIS SONG ON YOU TUBE….
LIBERDADE – NACAO NESTA
LIBERDADE – NACAO NESTA
This is the best song in the world
so funny
This song got me a 100 on my test
Me and my class are using this song for our assembly
6th grade history class lol!
200th dislike
homer:ahh! me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
i was born in athens
I WAS LITERALLY DIEING AT THE END! ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
This is cancerous
he has so much time on his hands my class loved it <3 XD
Dude can sing