First music video off of Dicky’s debut mixtape, “So Hard.”
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Brian Storm on the visuals
http://dreamchaser-films.com
Starring Melissa Soria as Katie
Tweets by meet_melissa
And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person)
instagram: @robertsidneymull
Lyrics
Verse 1
Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell
And I don’t fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening,
plus she really good at making breaded chicken
got me thinkin she the one man
even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
get a lotta hos, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I’ve felt so damn exposedddd
oh yeah there’s one more thing
and I know this shit gonna sound insane
but I still haven’t hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked one guy before
and though I really wanna boink this whore
she ma sweetie 3.14
so I’m stayin patient, and masterbating,
and now ma heart is sorta racing
cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
hell yeah, I’m down, i’m bout to go all out
I’m gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
and he seem to know who Katie is
So I say “who this” and she say
dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim”
Chorus 1
and I ain’t usually the one to be the jealous type
but as I’m lookin at this dude I can’t believe my eyes
cuz he’s the best looking guy that I’ve seen in my whole life
He’s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I’ve seen to a Grecian god
And now I’m lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick’s been inside her rawww
Awww damn
Verse 2
Man this is crazy
I can’t believe this guy used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Katie’s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades
And I’m buggin and queasy, this aint okay
And then they say, “let’s get drinks” so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this mafucka look like Ashton
Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, he’s so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
now I’m in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him
And he payin for it all, he investment bankin…
I’m acting, like i ain’t distracted
but I’m reenacting him and Katie bangin
and now I’m feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss
mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
and I had to see, and I was mad discrete
and I got on my toes and I took a little peek
oh my god becky, look at that cock
Chorus 2
And I ain’t usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I’m lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes
Because he’s got the biggest cock that I’ve seen in my whole life
And now I’m starin at this dude’s soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don’t know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt
Aw damn
Verse 3
I don’t know what to do
dude’s dick is really huge
I didn’t realize a penis could be so smooth
I know she’s missin that
My penis isn’t that
I’m lookin closer I think that his dick has abs
Six pack on a dick
Now what the fuck is that
It’s so long and thick
It’s like a punching bag
I’m sayin it’s so shaven, head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man he’s hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy
What the fuck should I do?
He gotta Ruth’s Chris dick, and mine’s a drive thru….
I think it’s time to
Tell Katie ma goodbyes
Cuz I simply can’t survive
After seeing what was in between his thighs
So I tell her
Chorus 3
that this dude’s gotta dick that I don’t comprehend
I had to move ma neck to see it end to end
I mean the physics of his dick just don’t make any sense
And I think it’s for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex with him must have been the best
And I would say let’s just be friends,
but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye
then she told me dicky I don’t really know what to say
because I dated this dude in second grade
so I don’t know about his dick, now let’s go home and get you laiddd
and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped
and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came,
I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺
My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Beat – How can u stop by Cashous Clay
Check out his instrumental mixtape, he’s fantastic
http://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.html
al green sample, check him out on itunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603
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31 Comments
2:10 this is why public restrooms are gay
don't stop posting! you can do anything you set your mind to!:)
Lil Dicky services more pussies
nani
Omg Becky look at that cock! I’m dying!!!!
Dude I’m dying of laughter, I love lil dicky!!!
Bro dis shit lit af im here because of professional rapper dis man is da og goat
most lit song but some lyrics are just……too gay
Ok the theme is original but the music dont sound good
This song blew up. Seems I need to rap about other guy's penises to sell!
He didnt even say no homo
Lildickclique
Imagine what the actor for the ex boyfriend is thinking.
is that the same gril from save dat mone music video??
This guy is hilarious!!! Can't stop laughing… LOL
This shit should be on iTunes store
So who was the only person she had inside her? She said she dated her ex in the second grade soooooo.
Let eye or Left thigh. :l now I want some chicken
Wtf
Wow what a funny music video
This beat is burned into my brain…
Probably permanently.
Why isn't this shit on spotify
LD: "the physics of his dick just don't make any sense"
Katie: Physics don't make any sense? You've obviously never played Just Cause 2
Wait who was the other guy who smashed her?
Lol I'm looking at his girl. Meanwhile most guy's focusing in on the ex boyfriend. What a gay world. Lol
What's her name?
this is hilarious
Best ending ever
And had sex with him
After she set on his dick I dump her
After what she did don’t to him sit on his dick I dump her